Funny Stories

I was joking with MC a while ago about falling in the washing machine. I said I hadn't but there was a time when I fell in the freezer. So I thought I would tell you about it.

Once upon a time me and hubby owned a large chest freezer. We didn't have much money so we couldn't afford to stock it much. One day, the day before pay day, I went to look in the freezer for something for tea. The freezer was in the pantry, which was a cupboard off the hallway of the flat we used to live in. There in the bottom was one very lonely packet of fish fingers, Oh good I thought we can have some fishfingers, mashed potatoes, and some veg with some gravey. It will be quite nice. So imagine the scene, here we have one great big fridge freezer, one very tiny bear, and one very lonely packet of fishfingers right at the bottom of the chest freezer.

So I leant right over to reach the fish fingers and I couldn't reach them, so I lean a little bit further, and you guessed it I fell in, only trouble was there I was upside down with my hands touching the bottem and my little legs dangling just over the top, and the lid came down firmly on my bum.

Only trouble was that having fallen in I couldn't get back out again, so I try to shout hubby. I shout and shout for all I am worth but he dosent hear me, remember the freezer is in the cupboard off the hallway, and he has the telly on in the room. Only trouble is I am getting colder and colder, and the only thing I am getting when I try to shout is a mouth full of frost.

So by this point I am getting a bit worried and Oh I forgot to mention I was also pregnant at the time, which is probably why I couldn't get myself out again. Anyway eventually after about ten minutes I hear hubby shouting me he had got worried and had decided to investigate. So I shout again. This time he hears me, and when he has stopped laughing he manages to pull me out, but I did manage to catch hold of the fishfingers on the way up. When he pulled me out he found one bear with a very frosty nose and glasses all frozen over. Needless to say he had to make me a hot cup of tea, before I could cook the tea because I was so cold. After that I made hubby reach in the freezer for things at the very bottom. lol.

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